@XplodingUnicorn: Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America

@UNTRESOR: A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.

@Kyle_Lippert: I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence.

@lovemydogduck: Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had.

@KrazykurtKurt: Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.