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@DanMentos: *takes personality test*
@ScottLinnen: I fake all my origamis.
@_Tempo11: My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?
@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
@EricDumbTweets: I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
@badsandwich: Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce