@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
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@DumbConfessions: God: Women will bleed for a week. Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?