@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
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@MrsTomServo: Guy cut me off & I shouted, "you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND." Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive.
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