@NikiWithIssues: Talking about me behind my back? Good. My ass likes attention.
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@WowYoureFunny: I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3x while carrying me to the car!
@BoogTweets: *Getting pulled over* Me: I knew we should have Uber’d My dog: *stopping the car* Jus be cool
@missekay: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "supprt your local beaver" or maybe it said "support your local brewer" either way it's sound advice.