@SveldtSmelt: Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming.
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@thegayfarmerguy: Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out.