@cwhudson: *taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right
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@CornOnTheGoblin: A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today "Just dump them out in your garden" said one long-eared FDA agent
@CheryeDavis: I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes.
@AndyShulk: When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
@velweb: My 12 yr. old girl is having a sleepover tonight. She told me, "DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!" I'm considering twerking to Ace of Base later.