@cwhudson: *taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right
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@AGreaterMonster: When I was ten I played Secret Agent with my little brother. Turns out toddlers do not make good grappling hooks.
@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
@longwall26: Me: I want to buy this chicken Farmer: Ok. Gonna take him home and eat him? *imagines self fighting crime with new chicken buddy* Me: Yes