@cwhudson: *taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right
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@MouthOfSass: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that.
@SethMacFarlane: Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
@amydillon: Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore.