@WheelTod: Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you'll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
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@ryaninco: There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.
@robdelaney: Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him.