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@ericsshadow: [Target intercom]
"Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."

[Target intercom]
“Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We’ve told u for weeks this isn’t a daycare.”

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