@dshack8: Taught a parrot to repeatedly say "WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool.
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@Angrea: Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away.
@wit_haze: I don't want to give away my exact locale but I'll just say I can see the moon from my kitchen. Please don't abuse this info.
@215potter: Back in my day a "selfie," was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion.