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@abbycohenwl: Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are
Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is?
Teacher: No, you're not understanding—(sees it's almost 3 pm)—because magic

Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are 
Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? 
Teacher: No, you’re not understanding—(sees it’s almost 3 pm)—because magic

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