@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
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@silent_musings: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
@MensHumor: Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.
@DRUNKdadding: "Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today." -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now