@primawesome: I treat going to a therapist like going to a mechanic. "So, It's been making some odd sounds and I'm sure it's on the verge of a breakdown."
@rancheroni: football coach: i need you guys to make a play
(8 months later at opening night)
football coach: wait wtf is this
@BoogTweets: [Interrogation]
Cop: this guy looks like a cop if you ask me
*intercom* you need to be on this side of the mirror, Carl
@Shanehasabeard: The Lay's Flavor Contest is back!
@BackrowSeats: Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.
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