@KeetPotato: technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs
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@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
@bea_ker: Hey man, settle an argument for me? "Sure" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there
@Eden_Eats: Poor Luigi when his parents were all, "This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'.