@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
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@TravLeBlanc: My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like "What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"
@lazerdoov: Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.