@SuMacDan: Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.
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@carlyken: The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss.
@thegreatnanak: Cat: my owner is asleep. What if he is dead? Cat 911: just walk on his face and find out.