@tigersgoroooar: Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them.
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@DanMentos: "My first wife didn't have a gag reflex" Wow that's amazing "Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"
@rebrafsim: 6:57pm: I am conducting an experiment — I’m going to pet my dog continuously and see if he ever gets tired of it 4:09am, June 14, 2029: no