@Midgetspar: Teleportation seems like an awesome idea until Creepy Stan from down the street is suddenly washing your back in the shower.
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@buttgh0st: "sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?" yes it was like a weird pancake
@Jandalize: There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.
@BackrowSeats: The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
@neiltyson: Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats