@DanMentos: "Tell me about yourself"
Well, I'm a Canadian-
"Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"
@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
@TYrannosaurus: *sees girl at bar*
Hey baby, wanna get outta here?
Good, you're really killing the vibe.
@dance_blessed: Dear car commercials,
You probably don't mean to scare me but "German engineering" is also why I don't have so many cousins today.
@WilliamRodgers: "Your mission... Should you chose to accept it..."
*Go to a bar you Hate
*Put $50 in the Jukebox
*Play nothing but Nickelback
@themiltron: i hate the outside
i kinda miss it now