@DanMentos: "Tell me about yourself"
Well, I'm a Canadian-
"Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"
@itsa_talia: things getting way heated on my picture of flowers #couplestherapy
@Rlpihl: Noah: I need 2 of every animal
Shark: even us?
Noah: no, you can swim
Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming
Noah: go for it
@pauldame: Man: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Man: "Then why did you tell me?"
@halloweenbears: "?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"
- reverse psychology
@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money