@Crunk_Jews: Tell me, "everything happens for a reason" so I know you're an idiot.
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@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again
@TheCatWhisprer: Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off.
@deathoftheparty: read this from top to bottom to discover just how much movement your eyebrows are capable of