@Crunk_Jews: Tell me, "everything happens for a reason" so I know you're an idiot.
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@OMGShenanigans: Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
@Home_Halfway: Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell "THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!" until I'm kicked out
@UtilityLimb: I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"