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@SteveSuckington: "Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl"

-just to be clear, if I don't tell you she dies but I get to live right?

“Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl”

-just to be clear, if I don’t tell you she dies but I get to live right?

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