@LauraBowes: Tell your kids where hotdogs come from first. They won't ever ask about babies.
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@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"
@Book_Krazy: Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?
@LurkAtHomeMom: You ran a 5k? Like on purpose or do you just have a lot of bees in your neighborhood?
@ojedge: Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement? GUY NAMED BARRY: "How about a barry?" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: "How about a barrier?"