@LauraBowes: Tell your kids where hotdogs come from first. They won't ever ask about babies.
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@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
@BackrowSeats: Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".