@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
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@my_boy_joey: I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle.
@hippieswordfish: absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh
@clindsaysway: An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all.
@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon