@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Ristolable: Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing
@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "How did your first day as a lifeguard go?" Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.