@KenJennings: "Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!" --cemeteries
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@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.
@OBiiieeee: If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.
@nice_mustard: before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule