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@Karate_Horse: [tense situation in the war room]
"Ok now type in the nuke codes EXACTLY as I say them or it'll blow.1-4-7-teen"
CRAP
[huge explosion]

[tense situation in the war room]
“Ok now type in the nuke codes EXACTLY as I say them or it’ll blow.1-4-7-teen”
CRAP
[huge explosion]

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