@summerofbenny: "TGIM!" - My liver
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@TheCiscoKidder: How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off.
@thatUPSdude: 50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*
@sofarrsogud: The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.