@summerofbenny: "TGIM!" - My liver
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@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
@TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
@vineyille: I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. “Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?”
@Juven_Naidoo: Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless