@TheDizzyBeauty: Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?
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@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@Tmoney68: Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away.
@WilliamAder: If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents.
@novicefather: [opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement.