@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
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@TheMichaelRock: I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said "hold my beer, watch this"
@Adam_Kingsnorth: The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.