@tanialunreal: Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol.
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@Momtoteens: If you don’t wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren’t really raising teens.
@IamEnidColeslaw: Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage
@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.
@gagging: If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right.