@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.
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@Dirty_Naomi: Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time? *both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something
@Breadery: Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce.