@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.
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@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.
@NickSchug: Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper "Ew, ew, ew, ew." while doing it.
@Kim_pulsive: Lorde wrote her Grammy nominated album at age 14. My son is 13 and has let the bathtub overflow twice while he was sitting INSIDE of it.