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@kumailn: "Thank you for coming."
"It was mandatory."
@themorris23: Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.
@piranhapanorama: Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win.
@Phook75: I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking
@aka_fatman: Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more.
Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less.
Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge.
@knot_eye: This bottle of vodka was on sale.
So yes, I will party like it's $19.99.