@curlycomedy: Thank you for fixing my bends, but why on Earth did you crack my rims?!
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@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
@ArfMeasures: DATE: Are we in Starbucks because you've forgotten my name? ME: Haha of course that's BARISTA: Latte for Rachel ME: not true, Rachel DATE: That's not mine ME: DAMN IT
@MomOnFire: Big Foot rental costumes are surprisingly realistic and terrifying at 4am around the bonfire at the party I wasn't invited to.