@curlycomedy: Thank you for fixing my bends, but why on Earth did you crack my rims?!
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@angeliav68: The guy next door just put up his Christmas lights... I bet he's pissed because I beat him, I put mine up 5 years ago..
@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.
@Karissajem: So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was "supposed to look natural." My hair is purple, guys. Purple.
@Stellacopter: One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability.