@curlycomedy: Thank you for fixing my bends, but why on Earth did you crack my rims?!
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@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.
@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
@AnOrangeSNES: *Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!