@HatfieldAnne: Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter.
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@KyleMcDowell86: *hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N.
@1followernodad: the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks