@WilliamAder: Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants.
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@scullymike: Would love to do a Trump family sitcom, but would have to make up a character to be "the smart one"
@murrman5: [to snake at news station] you can't do weather anymore "ssswhy not?" are we getting rain tomorrow? "sssno" do you see how that's confusing?