@PinkCamoTO: Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise.
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@loribuckmajor: Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals
@JohnLyonTweets: Three things you should not watch being made are sausages, laws, and your little brother.
@juliussharpe: At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.