@PinkCamoTO: Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise.
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@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@Glove_Monkey: Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex.
@krustythe_klown: Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife.