@PinkCamoTO: Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise.
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@girlontapas: Diet app pops up "What did you have for dinner?" *looking at glass of wine* *turns off phone*
@NicCageMatch: Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte.
@BCMontgo: Me: I'll definitely do it tomorrow. Morgan Freeman: He wouldn't. Me: *chasing Morgan out of my house with broom* Why are you here again?