@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.
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@RickAaron: I had a fountain drink at the mall today. All those pennies make the water taste terrible.
@CornOnTheGoblin: date: [pulls away from kissing] let's move this to your bed me: [sitting on a futon] you're not gonna believe this
@JohnASinclair: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.