@MamanyaDana: That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit
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@fillthevacuum: I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans.
@GreyPath1: I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind.
@theshantilly: Coworker: You look angry. Me: I'm not. CW: Really angry. Me: THIS IS MY NORMAL FACE