@SamuelHLowe: That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.
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@Reverend_Scott: [dies and goes to hell] Satan: oh, there seems to have been a big mistake Me: oh thank god- Satan: you should be in super hell Me: oh no
@: FRIEND: so how are you? ME: I'm well, thanks! FRIEND: what's new? ME: not much! FRIEND: well, what have you been up to? ME: why are you doing this to me
@RowdyBowden: Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank.