@MandiAtRandom: [explaining why we got fat]
Friend: I had a baby
Me: I had a donut
@Book_Krazy: A fun way to make someone self conscious, is to put a nose hair trimmer in their grocery cart while maintaing full eye contact with them.
@girl_a_whirl: You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you.
Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me.
@Tmoney68: Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times.
@moose_chocolate: "7 minutes in heaven" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito.
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