@CarolinaSong: That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, "my shirt smells like you" & you misspell shirt
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@DustinAHarkins: Saw (2004, Horror): An old man gives 2 people instructions on how to walk out of a bathroom. 102 minutes.
@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
@JohnFugelsang: Somewhere in Heaven... Abraham Lincoln: The ppl who claim to be my followers just totally misquoted me. Jesus: You don't say.