@realHamOnWry: That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.
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@GaryJanetti: Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body.
@envydatropic: So many people say "if my memory serves me correctly" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory.......
@zachreinert03: My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover