@realHamOnWry: That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.
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@kendracomedy: Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper "I'm seeing someone"
@boring_as_heck: Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day.