@realHamOnWry: That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.
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@hipstermermaid: Donald Trump is like the "Scream" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror.
@ArfMeasures: OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there