@ColoradoCrow: That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod
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@OfficeofSteve: Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries
@Matt_the_1st: Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan
@ariscott: If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.