@efasheefaa: That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp and kill a cat.
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@just1fool: My aunt called me a basket case so I swallowed all of her decorative, weaved pieces of art that hold things to show her.
@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
@MelvinofYork: I saw a lady at work today doing “breathing exercises” and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.