@PariCalvia: That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, "act natural, you're innocent."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Petote: *hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*
@freypalm: *I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*
@KeetPotato: [emergency dentist appointment] dentist: what seems to be the problem? me: my teeth [turns to nurse] is this guy new?