@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
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@BruceForce: Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.
@SequelsWeWant: Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot
@djr_102: Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do.