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@FunnyMoviePics: That one guy who is always 3 steps behind in the convo...
@SteveInevitable: While texting a girl she told me "I'm board" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell.
@Discourt: E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous.
@AdrianYoung10: I've just found a mole on my shoulder.
I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute.
@KentWGraham: Maybe I’m like Spider-Man except I got bit by a radioactive sloth.
@AnitaHelmet: If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder.