@oakhillbargrill: That tweet is awesome. You guys are awesome. Twitter is awesome. I've made awesome friends on Twitter. A thesaurus would be awesome.
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@ewfeez: If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say "I've gotta take this" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested.
@ChickenFrecklez: Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children.
@P_o_n_k: DR. BABY: Ma'am, I'm sorry. We were unable to reattach your husband's nose WOMAN: *Cries into hands* DR. BABY: Wait where did she go