@Gooooats: That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?
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@caliraingirl: Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.
@ClichedOut: Me: You look amazing with glasses. Her: OMG thanks Me: *removes my glasses* But not so much without.
@robwhisman: ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months
@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.