@Dani_Feld: That's it. The next time a relative asks me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to say "no, I'm just sleeping around".
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@smashbrown_: Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. "Just leave, before they change their mind."
@Love_bug1016: What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.
@KarenLyneButler: I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.