@kelkulus: "That's what" - She
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@KalvinMacleod: HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal? HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@iwearaonesie: *SNAP* *wife screams* *walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* "why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"