@BeardSpice: The 1670s called. Not sure how.
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@jctwritesstuff: You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?
@BrianIncognito: I turned to her and said "We're all just seeking validation, aren't we?" She just ignored me, stamped my parking ticket, and handed it back.
@AndyAsAdjective: "Rapunzel! Let down your hair!" RAPUNZEL: Hey hair, ya wanna go get ice cream? HAIR: Yeah! RAPUNZEL: Well too bad. Because we're not.