@BeardSpice: The 1670s called. Not sure how.
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@Book_Krazy: [First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE
@emmatheist: Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned.
@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.