@moooooog35: The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills.
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@lloydrang: Never mistake my kindness for weakness. Never mistake my silence for approval. And never, ever, mistake my appetizer for a sharing platter.
@LaziestCanine: Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out "get more dogs"] obviously
@StrawburyDelite: Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew.
@ThaJawn: Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance