@LostCatDog: The 9-year-old in me thinks life is all about fun. But then I think, how long is it gonna take to digest this kid? I'm a huge python, btw.
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@thebeavs: When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety.
@ahoytheboat: my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles.
@Book_Krazy: Judge: So, you don't know how the victims blood got in your car? Clown: In my defense Your Honor, there were 46 other passengers in the car